· 1 review · [ Lord of the Rings Harry Potter ] · by Steelbadger
mature · ongoing · 26k words · updated 2 years ago
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
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Foul-mouthed Auror Harry in the body of an elf child

Because of a certain entity's meddling, master-of-death Harry gets sent to Middle Earth to live alongside other immortals... and doesn't appreciate it at all. As he still possesses the Elder Wand, he wreaks havoc and makes an absolute mockery of anyone who stands in his way. Just entertaining, unapologetic crack from a great author who normally writes more serious stories.